

Hilarious visual of the toy drenching the parents and the walls with fake blood. Kids like to watch the toy viking spew goop throughout the house One of my personal all-time favorite monologues. I find this overall monologue AMAZING and extremely fun. I like him finishing the monologue while laying down on the stage to rest himself. An absolutely excellent second entrance from Danny. I also think this is the only instance in SNL history where the show’s ENTIRE opening montage is played twice in a single episode. By the way, this is a VERY rare instance of us getting to see what it looks like behind the door that the hosts always make their monologue entrance through. I’m loving how they’re re-playing the entire opening montage, interspersed with cutaways to the SNL Band jamming out on the theme music and Danny doing lots of wild dancing and gestures behind the entrance door. I absolutely love how this has turned into Danny fulfilling his wish to re-do his entrance, even going as far as making Arnold Schwarzenegger re-cue the opening montage by saying “Live from New York” for his second time tonight. Ha, when Danny starts speaking, you can hear an off-camera male voice from the audience saying “You’re so sexy”, which amuses Danny. SNL would later fix this in reruns by replacing the first half of this monologue with the dress rehearsal version. It looks like Danny realizes his error and tries to hurry back to the entrance door, before just giving up and staying onstage while dancing energetically. For some reason, when the camera first shows the SNL studio after the opening montage ends, Danny is already onstage when Pardo hasn’t even announced him yet. Host loves entering the stage during the opening, so he does it again Good bit with Arnold destroying Hans and Franz’ self-esteem with his rant about how disappointed he is in them. Funny visual of Hans and Franz hurriedly trying to pump themselves up when hearing their cousin Arnold Schwarzenegger might be showing up. I like Danny DeVito entering the scene as a Hans and Franz-type character. Memorable moment with Hans and Franz’s sing-songy “Poor little girly man, alone in his girly house” taunt. Pumping Up With Hans & Franz- cousin Arnold Schwarzenegger visits
HANS AND FRANZ SNL YOUTUBE MOVIE
PlayĮr… After doing a discount double-check, maybe it’s not such a bad thing that the movie didn’t get made after all.Segments are rated on a scale of 1-5 stars According to Smigel, some of the sight gags in an Aaron Rodgers State Farm commercial (for example, Hans and Franz waterskiing behind a superhuman Rodgers, swimming in for Arnold) were borrowed from the abandoned screenplay. It’s a shame we never got to see the movie’s steroid-fueled jokes - but in a way, we did. When it tanked, Nealon says, Ah-nuld “opted not to do this one.” That film was Schwarzenegger’s first attempt to parody his overly serious film persona, and it was expected to be huge at the box office (as evidenced by the boatloads of Last Action Hero toys available on the cheap on eBay ). The pieces were in place for the SNL sketch characters to pummel their way to the big screen until disaster happened - in the form of 1993’s The Last Action Hero. Schwarzenegger was set to play himself and, in his own Madea moment, Hans and Franz’s outrageously muscled grandmother. One song would have been a parody of West Side Story’s “Cool,” with Schwarzenegger’s pectoral muscles flexing to the beat. The two weightlifters would live in the fictional Little Austria section of New York City with lush, Sound of Music-style rolling hills somehow nestled between subway stops, revealed Smigel on a taped Con an segment in 2015. The movie, at different times titled Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma and Hans and Franz Go to Hollywood, also would have been a musical. I ’ d see these streaks of chicken grease all over my screen.”

I remember he would always be eating greasy chicken and he liked to touch the screen of the computer. “It was my laptop - Smigel would want to be the writer, and I would throw ideas around with him. But with Conan pulling double-duty on The Simpsons and Carvey on another project, the heavy lifting was left to “me and Smigel a lot of the time,” Nealon says.

With the comedy-writing heavyweights behind the proposed movie, no wonder - Nealon developed the screenplay with the aid of Dana Carvey, Robert Smigel and Conan O’Brien. Schwarzenegger was such a big fan, in fact, that he wanted to co-produce a Hans and Franz movie, Nealon recently told Entertainment Weekly.
